"Booker's Gat & Scrap Shack" - "The Burnpile!!" Episode 5

Oh! It gets so much worse!~ hahaha, Welcome back. This is Episode 5 of "The Burnpile!!"
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LYRICS:

[INTRO]
Is Zee~
Bad Mister Zeke,
Is He Messin' wit your A.O.
Area of Operation
Again?
U fixin' to hit the Wasteland
O!
& U wanna get Wasted Firsthand
Before U Go?
Then GET on down 2
Our Roadside RODEO!~
STRAIGHT!
2 Booker's Gat & Scrap Shack!
A! A! HEY!~

"Booker here!"
I listen, Cause I got big 'ol Ears!
We got what U NEED!~
ALL da Demon Ladies
& Felonious Fellers!

C'mon down & Visit
My Gat & Scrap Shack!
"It's that old Shack on da Highway!"

We got:

-Shotty Guns!
-Sharp Knives!
-Homemade-Bombs,
Lovingly crafted by R
beloved, Seasoned,
3-Fingered,
Pyro-maniacal
Autistic,
Arti-sans!
-Rick-itty Boats!
No holes!
Guaranteed, MOSTLY!
-Moldy Life-Jackets!
100% Might Float!
-Gently Used Grenades!
*BOOM!~*
-Miracle Duct tape!
A!
Mighty Duct TAPE!
A!
Put it on your busted gun.
PROBLEM SOLVED!
A!~ THOOM!~ THOOM!~
Put it on a Gushing, Bullet Wound.
PROBLEM SOLVED!
A!
Just like my Giant, WHITE COCK,
PUT IT N on or ACROSS
Your Wife's
EYES & MOUTH
M.V.P.!
Mighty Viking Penis!
B.W.C.! Big Wyatt Kawk!
Put it on your Wife's Mouth!
PROBLEM SOLVED!

Duct Tape Solves it ALL!~
DUCT TAPE SOLVES IT ALL!~

-Flashlight!
U can NOW C N da Dark!
& Read your porno!

You got da need?
We got da Weed!

O! At Booker's Gat & Scrap Shack
Baby, we have everything U need
4 dat Perfect Bowl,
Dat PERFECT HOME Grow!
A!

We got:

-Rakes!
O! U Handsome Devil!

-Dirty Hos! HO! HO!~
Life's a Garden, dig it, baby-girl!
O yah!

-Squeaky Wheel-barrow!
Loaded it wit Zombies Myself!
Get U some Zombie Mulch!~
We got it! U need it!
A! A!

-Cow-shit!
Give it a sniff!~
Yee-haww~
Put it N a bag &
give it a big ol' Whif!~

-Various Types O Shovels!
4 Fixin' All O Life's
MANY TROUBLES!

-N Big 'ol Sacks O Seed!
Our FINE-EST Ditch Weed, T.H.C.!

R U HUNGRY??
'COURSE U R!
It's dah Post-Apocalypse!
Who a'int a starvin' Marvin?
Picking through the Trash
& Garbage!

*I ate a cat last week*
Cat Stew?
NO!
Cat Skewer.
Ahhh!~ Meow-meow!
The Eye-balls r full o' electrolytes.
Energy!~

Tired of eatin' out of cans?
Eat out of a BAG instead!

We got:
-M.R.E.s!
Yum-yum!
Better than Meow-meow!

Snap N 2 deez
Slim-Jims!

Plain ol' Bag of Chips
So Salty, So Good!
Like My DICK!~
A! A!
Deez deals are so hot, you'll have 2
STOP, DROP, N ROLL~!

Need an Half-Empty Fire extinguisher?
Got ya covered, Bro!
GOOD 2 GO!

O! & We got Pre-Rolls!

At Booker's Gat & Scrap Shack,
We'll do U right, buddy!
It may be da End of Times,
but not the End of AMAZING Deals!
YEAH!

At Booker's Gat & Scrap Shack
We have everything U need!~

We also Pay by Trade!
A!
Penicillin 4
Venison 4
Bullets?
Oh, that's a steal!
Helluva DEAL!
Pain Pills 4 Porno?
We got Tuns N Totes
Full O PORNO!
Did we mention da Porno?
Biggo Fat, Black Tranny Creampies!
Puppy-Dog Facials!
*That makes me sad!*
Donkey punch!
Bloody Full-Fisting!
Suckin' their Own Cocks,
Eatin their Own Shit!
*BARF!
Now 4 U real Freaks, We got:
-Wholesome,
Affectionate,
Loving,
Softcore,
Nuru-Massage,
At da
On-sen Spa!
-Interracial
Wah-Asian Baby Makin!
With lots of Caring,
Affirming words,
Eye-contact
& Kissing 2!~
Sick & Twisted
I know~ Ewww!~
They say dumb shit like:
I LOVE YOU!
& I love you 2!
We got so much porno,
Don't know what 2 do!
Whatever U NEED!
Whatever U need 4 your
Monkey Spankin' &
Chicken Whipping!
You'll say WOW!
JUST How, HOW
did U acquire this hideous,
Hid-E-Yus Stash,
You may ask?

[Chorus]
Yes! U May ASK!~
I'll tell ya:
Trade an A.R.-15 for John 3:16!
Praise da Lord N Pass
Da ammunition!
Trading Bibles 4 Guns
is how we GOT STARTED!
Right here on da HIGHWAY!
So Don't wipe your Ass
with pine cones NO MORE!~
Dat's Retarded!~
Use these pages as shit-paper!
So Snuggly & Soft!
Or 4 your Weed!
Rollin' Papers!
Smoke it UP!
Or Reed it
& Get Saved by Jesus,
Whatever!
MAYBE Reed it
& Get Saved by Jesus, instead!~
Ya-Wehy!!
Aww WELL!, Hell~
Your choice,
Your call, Buddy~!
A! A!
2 Each their own!
Whatever your pred-dilection!~
A! A!
We Just want U
To COME HOME, BROTHER!
A! A!
We Serve ALL!~
A!

Liquor N the Front,
POKER N the Rear.
Lick her N the Front,
Poke Her N the Rear!

-Midget Mud Wrestling!
& for a Limited Time only:
Wanna sing?
-We got NUDIST Karaoke!~
Bring the Family!~

Check out these
New Clear, Nuclear-
HOT DEALS!

O!
At Booker's Gat N Scrap Shack,
We'll do you right, buddy!
A!
It may be the End of Times,
but not the End of AMAZING Deals!
A! A!
At "Booker's Gat and Scrap Shack",
We're fighting in the Basement
WITH You!~
A! A!
We're out there on da Killing Fields
WITH U!~
EY! EY! HEY!~

At Booker's Gat N Scrap SHACK!
We'll do U right, Buddy!
Don't let da
Raging Fire
DIE!

[OUTRO]
We're like a Cracker Barrel
On Crack!
Eat!
Shop!
Take a shot!
Drink!
Smoke Pot!
Sharpen your Mind
& Sharpen Your Knives,
Bar & Grill,
Prep 2 Kill!

At Booker's Gat & Scrap Shack,
We'll do U right, buddy!
It may be da End o' Times,
but NOT da End of AMAZING DEALS!!~

[Musical Close]