Eyeball Liking, Drive Thru & Under Tarp Nuru Massages During Covid - Comedy - KABC Radio

World Famous Nuru Nurse Nazuki storms into Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer's office midnight December 19, 2020 wanting legal help because Ikuki, Nazuki's best nuru nurse went to Yazuki's nuru massage clinic to learn the art of eye ball liking (occulolinctus). The conversation drifts like things often drift into places they should not during a nuru massage. Nazuki is quizzed about how she is surviving and prospering during Covid with drive through nuru massages, a 3,200 square foot tarp in the parking lot where Dombass (the incompetent in-house lawyer) directs human triffic to assigned spaces underneath the tarp six feet from each other sometimes only vertically because the nuru nurse and customer may be on a sex swing, or in a position wherein their mouthes are more than 6 feet off the ground. Nuzuki is briefly quizzed on the fact she has turned the inside of the clinic into a fertilityu plus clincic. When discussing ice therapy offered at the clinic she realizes she has too much iec. A light bulb goes off in her head and she decides she could store Covid vaccines in her former office at the Lucky 7 Tarzana (actually Reseda) which is where Hinita Orchid Helms was conceived when Rhemus Helms came to pay a gas bill in the 90s and was not prepared, Dombass used to use as an office before the room was turned into the VIP room which is where her tenants (nuru nurses) sleep, and where Cindy D. the Most Famous English Speaing Landline Phone Sex Operator suffered an injury when she was laying the mortar bed for this VIP shower. Gerber decides he cannot take anymore Rhemus Helms referred guests, walk-ins, etc. in 2020 and announced he will be back in 2021 for more outlandish comedy. This show was broadcast on KABC AM790 in Los Angeles, California and was Episode 128 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show.